I am sat on Copenhagen airport. Next row of seats there is an American talking to her neighbour. When asked how long the journey home was she replied, “thirteen hours.” Then she added, “by plane.”, with a slight wave of her arms!
I would assume her neighbour may have guessed she did not mean walking or swimming!
To top it all, she later said that she was a doctor. I must just hope I never need healthcare in the US.
It gets worse. She then offered her neighbour some of her food. This is very honourable, except her discussion partner is obviously Muslim…….and it is the month of Ramadan. Needless to say, she declines the offer. The American then proceeds to remind her fellow traveller how hungry she must be.